MAXEL TOFT
31 (Hoover)
Janelle LAH vocals: Delivery, Potholes
Mastered by Peter Andreadis for All City Mastering
Lazarus of Bethany
Change
Colic
Delivery
Potholes
Secret Question
Ringtone
Whats for dinner?
Riffles and Currents
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Lazarus, wake up
Lazarus, wake up
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
No, He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Take away the stone
Take away the stone
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
No, He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Lazarus, come out
Lazarus, come out
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
No, He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
He's alive
Take the grave clothes off
Take the grave clothes off
Dead, dead, dead
He's really dead
No, He's alive
I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues
I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues
Electric credit or debit blues
Everybody's payin' with the credit or the debit
And nobody's walkin' jinglin' change in their pocket
But I'm still singin' and I won't give up
Sittin' on a milk crate shakin' this cup
I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues
I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues
Electric credit or debit blues
Nobody's walkin' jinglin' change in their pocket
'Cause everybody's payin' with the credit or the debit
But I'm still sittin' and I won't get up
Singin' and a spittin' and a shakin' this cup
Don't you ever shake and shake and
Don't you shake your baby
Don't you ever shake and shake no
Don't you shake that babe
The baby is crying and you can't get relief
It's been such a spell that you're too tired to sleep
You'd probably sell your kingdom for a single night of peace
But don't you shake your baby
There's nothing on the internet that you haven't tried
The skin time and the swaddle and the stomach and the side
The shushing and the swinging and the sucking till you die
But don't you shake that babe
Don't you ever shake and shake and . . .
If you're feeling angry then you've got to get away
And sing a silly song out loud till everything's okay
And dance a silly dance around or go outside and play
But don't you shake your baby
You've got to shut the door and put in some plugs
It's probably best to limit any alcohol and drugs
So grab your closest partner and receive a decent hug
But don't you shake that babe
Don't you ever shake and shake and . . .
I want same day shipping for this garbage
Give me same day shipping for this garbage
Not two weeks, one week, don't tell me
Two business days for an extra fee
Twenty-four hours and it's obsolete
Please
Send it through the air, by the sea, over land
This is my order and I demand it
Same day shipping for this garbage
I want same day shipping for this rubbish
Give me same day shipping for this rubbish
Not two weeks, one week, don't tell me
Two business days for an extra fee
Twenty-four hours and it's obsolete
Please
Send it through the air, by the sea, over land
This is my order and I demand it
Same day shipping for this rubbish
We want same day shipping for this garbage
Give us same day shipping for this garbage
Not two weeks, one week, don't tell me
Two business days for an extra fee
Twenty-four hours and it's obsolete
Please
Send it through the air, by the sea, over land
This is our order and we demand it
Same day shipping for this garbage
We were on a Sunday drive
In the city
In the spring
We hit a pothole . . . Bloop!
Hit a pothole . . . Bloop!
We were on a Sunday drive
In the city
In the spring
Bloop!
Almost lost my tooth
We were on a Sunday drive
In the city
In the spring
We hit a pothole . . . Blum!
Hit a pothole . . . Blum!
We were on a Sunday drive
In the city
In the spring
Blum!
Almost bit my tongue
We were on a Sunday drive
In the city
In the spring
We hit a pothole . . . Bloop!
Hit a pothole . . . Bloop!
Hit a pothole . . . Blum!
Hit a pothole . . . Blum!
We missed a pothole . . . Whoop
Missed a pothole . . . Whoop
Still almost lost my tooth
I forgot my stupid password!
I forgot my stupid password!
What's your mother's maiden name?
What's your mother's maiden name?
I was in a class
They were teaching me some math
I'm gonna barely pass
And I feel a little buzz . . .
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding
I was at a church
They were preaching me the Word
A for my soul to search
And I feel a little buzz . . .
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding
Diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle
Diddle-doddle-ding
I was at a show
Where I let trouble corrode
Pretending I don't know
When I feel a little buzz . . .
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding
I was in a stall
Where I get all problems solved
A answerin' nature's call
When I feel a little buzz . . .
And it sang . . .
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle
Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding
Diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle
Diddle-doddle-ding
I'm out of this
Don't
Hey Cholly
Please, please don't burn the audience, Cholly
Please don't burn the audience
Please, please don't burn the audience, Cholly
Please don't burn the audience
Don't call the cops
An, never call the cops
Please no burning
Hey Cholly, no cooking, that's cool
Your show's cool but no cooking
Hey Cholly, no cooking, that's cool
Your show's cool but no cooking
Don't call the cops
An, never call the cops
Please no burning
Please no burning
We're in the same boat brother and sister but we aren't necessarily rowing in the same direction.
I'll come paddle on your side and you come paddle on my side every little once and a while.
We aren't getting anywhere but we can still have a good time talking about going nowhere and dreaming about going somewhere.
Together.
"In Retrospect"